Cutting hair short “just because” and changing hairstyles frequently is a sign of fickleness, and that is inherently unattractive. That’s why short hair is often seen on little girls and little teenage hipster chicks and riotgrrl punx because they haven’t matured to be able to take care of their own appearance.
Something as simple and easy as having long, flowing, beautiful and sexy hair is a sign of integrity and being able to stick to one thing for quite a while, something that most people lack in this day and age. It’s a sign of maturity and adulthood.
There’s also something really sensual about long, untamed, naturally grown hair. Seeing it is like an instant connection to nature and earthiness and humanness, if you’re into that spiritual hippie stuff. I am, if only a little bit.
Now I’m not saying that a sexy girl can’t look sexy with short hair (because she’s already sexy regardless), but I think a woman looks like a woman when she has long hair. Long hair is a signifier of maturity and womanliness.
I just blacked out from the sheer level of Duggar-esque stupidity I just read.
Some sexy older women look childish with “long flowing locks”. I want to smack who ever wrote this and I am trying to grow out my hair.
I know these are all science facts - supported by research - but let me break this shit down for you:
As someone who has had both wildly long and short hair (currently the latter), I would like to say with equal scientific certainty that short hair is not the sign of being immature. It is not the hair of a mere girl, oh mortal one. For truth, we may shorn our heads of our mighty locks, but it is not for fickleness.
it is the hair of a WARRIOR
You see, in ancient times, we women, we beasts of venus, we sprung forth from Athena’s imaginings with hair wrested from our heads so our enemies could not grab it in their meaty fists and slit our throats
so no, do not pity us, we short-haired ones. For we will ride into Valhalla VICTORIOUS!
LO, WE MAY NOT KNOW THE LOVE OF A MAN’S SWEET CARESS SINCE WE ARE UGLY CREATURES, BUT WE SHALL KNOW THE GLORY OF SWEET VICTORY!
GO FORTH, MY BE-BOBBED SISTERS AND PIXIE-CUTTED VESTAL KIN
All hail Krista. HAIL HER.